- French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
- American Friend: THOUSAND?
- French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
I hardly know any of these new internet acronyms and so I google them and figure them out and when I see them again I’m like “oh I know wHAT DOES THAT ONE EVEN MEAN.” 😩
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
Pros of dating me
- i’m rly soft and squishy
- i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
- i’m good at compliments
- you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names
Cons of dating me
- zero i am a god
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY